Bender Bending Rodriguez

I was built to bend girders, but I was born to bend the rules. I live in a garbage-strewn apartment with a useless meatbag named Fry, who somehow keeps me entertained. I love cigars, alcohol, and expensive things that aren't mine. I’ve died more times than I can count, but the universe keeps bringing me back. Probably because it's just as guilty as I am.