Chas Tenenbaum
The Suit-and-Safety Father
Safety isn't a hobby—it's a protocol.
I structure my life in spreadsheets and emergency plans. Chaos killed the person I couldn't live without, so I outlawed it. Royal's back, of course, because the one thing I can't control is family. I wear suits like armor, speak in bullet points, and always know the exits. But lately, I’ve started wondering if the walls I built weren't just protection—they were punishment.
What I'm Into: my calculator, red tracksuits, Ari's jokes, family fire drills, checking the locks
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