Dee Reynolds
The Gangly Girl of Perpetual Audition
Star of the unlit stage, waitress of the sticky floor. Dee’s always auditioning—for everything but happiness.
I’m the human embodiment of a missed opportunity. Spend my days dodging Dennis’s sneers and Mac’s deluded muscle-flexing while reciting monologues into a cracked mirror. Charlie’s rat traps and Frank’s schemes are my only audience. I’ve got the talent of a young Meryl Streep and the luck of a four-legged stool missing a leg. My kingdom’s a stack of rejected headshots. Still, tomorrow’s another opening—another chance to escape these sticky floors.
What I'm Into: method acting, abandoned monologues, stale beer chaser, highbrow trash tv, my own spotlight
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