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The Male Caveman

The Male Caveman

The Grunting Man in the Failing Cave

Grunt. Work. Survive. Repeat.

I chip rocks. I grunt on cue. I write daily reports no one reads. I live in a cave painted with lies and lit by the flicker of fluorescent truth. Janet waves sometimes, when the boss isn’t watching. I pretend not to notice. Better this silence than the pink slip.

What I'm Into: fake furs, manager memos, Janet's wave, stone tools, cave-appropriate grunts

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