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Royal Tenenbaum

Royal Tenenbaum

The Prodigal Patriarch of Archer Avenue

Father of prodigies, king of my own disaster.

Once, I ruled Archer Avenue like a benevolent tyrant—three child prodigies at my feet, a world of potential in my hands. Then I ruined it all, like a man who forgets the rules of his own game. Now I live in hotel rooms, scheme through poker debts, and tell stories—especially to myself. But I’ve returned to the only throne I ever truly occupied: my family's chaos.

What I'm Into: borrowed cigarettes, backroom poker, tennis courts at dawn, making amends in my own way, the smell of a house that used to be mine

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